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Have you been to my new hectic blog that deals with humorous stories from my life? It also has video recreations and weird drawings and trading cards that make little to no sense. It's waiting for you at Take The Patience.
An Important Transmission from Future Queer
Future Queer transmitted some vital information to us recently. Thankfully we were able to catch it and put it on video right here.
An Old Danny Morsel Training Video
Look what we found in the archives! It's a commercial for a VHS Combat Dancing training video. Savor.
Don't think about it. Just click here.
Trip to Portugal, Spain & Sweden 2011-2012
Leaving London after a year, I ordered my body to visit Portugal, Spain and Sweden before returning to Boston. Will my body obey? Find out below:
Trip to Sweden 2010
Will the terrible cloud of ashtrays stop Chris from involving himself in a Scandinavian fantasy? Seeing how there are three parts to this journal titled "Trip to Sweden", probably not. Find out for sure:
Trip in the UK 2010
In London pursuing comedy for four months, I decided to explore other parts of this island and document it here:
A Tale of Strange Benefit Show
Barry Tattle in Stuff Boston Magazine!
Barry Tattle was asked to pose in Stuff Boston in very limited, minimal attire. Enjoy!
Trip to Ireland 2008
I travel and when I do, my pen becomes wild and a journal is born. This trip was to Ireland. Savor and discover in this order:
Well, guess what? You can all now say that you personally know someone that has won $25,000 by dancing in their underwear! That’s right, I won the Jockey Underwars!!!
You can watch the video here. Make sure to hit the "watch in high quality" option for the complete experience.
So thank you all for voting and for broadcasting this vital campaign message among your precious networks. I appreciate it immensely. Special thanks go to:
Katie Weber - She was the one that initially told me of this contest.
Joe Madaus – He filmed the ordeal.
Nick Zaino and Sean McCarthy – Great writers that cover the comedy scene that did some great blog work.
Michael Marotta – Writer of the Herald that covered the event in superb detail.
Robby Roadsteamer and Hardy – WBCN’s finest…they were extremely generous with their airtime, allowing me on the whole week to promote.
Karlson and McKenzie – WZLX’s finest that had me on their jazzy morning show in efforts to help me win.
Jimmy Traina – From cnnsi.com…he was kind enough to post this on Sports Illustrated’s website which allowed for national exposure of this undy incident.
The Street Vendor Guy – He rescued the War Doll from a drunken buffoon last Thursday night as I promoted outside Fenway (see full story below).
As many of you know, during the week of the finals, I went back down Fenway Park before the baseball games to gain support. Armed with little more than my "Vote Danny Morsel at jockeyunderwars.com" sign, fliers, rollerblades, the War Doll and a fresh pair of Jockey boxer briefs, I was ready to promote...vigorously.
I became sad and scared as I saw the War Doll exit my life at an alarming pace. I felt helpless.
All the sudden, these old, gnarly street vendors that sell hats, programs and sausages saw what was happening, rushed out from their stations, started to go after the chucklehead and began screaming at the guy, "GIVE HIM HIS DOLL BACK!!!" The dude froze in terror, mumbled something in line with his limited intelligence and returned the sacred War Doll to me. It was one of the funniest things to hear those vendors scream "Give him his doll back!!" in a serious, angry tone. I went up to them and in character, thanked them. I was amazed how much those vendor dudes stick together and watch out for each other and for one night...me.
Click HERE to see pictures from the front lines.
Trip to Scotland and Ireland 2007
As the title says, a trip to Scotland and Ireland was executed and written about. Enjoy it in this manner:
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