JOCKEY UNDERWARS

Well, guess what?  You can all now say that you personally know someone that has won $25,000 by dancing in their underwear!  That’s right, I won the Jockey Underwars!!!  Today, Jockey has made the results official.

So thank you all for voting and for broadcasting this vital campaign message among your precious networks.  I appreciate it immensely.  Special thanks go to:

Katie Weber - She was the one that initially told me of this contest.

Joe Madaus – He filmed the ordeal.

Nick Zaino and Sean McCarthy – Great writers that cover the comedy scene that did some great blog work.

Michael Marotta – Writer of the Herald that covered the event in superb detail.

Robby Roadsteamer and Hardy – WBCN’s finest…they wereextremely generous with their airtime, allowing me on the whole week to promote.

Karlson and McKenzie – WZLX’s finest that had me on their jazzy morning show in efforts to help me win.

Jimmy Traina – From cnnsi.com…he was kind enough to post this on Sports Illustrated’s website which allowed for national exposure of this undy incident.

The Street Vendor Guy – He rescued the War Doll from a drunken buffoon last Thursday night as I promoted outside Fenway (see below for full story).

As many of you know, during the week of the finals, I went back down Fenway Park before the baseball games to gain support.  Armed with little more than my "Vote Danny Morsel at jockeyunderwars.com" sign, fliers, rollerblades, the War Doll and a fresh pair of Jockey boxer briefs, I was ready to promote...vigorously. 
 
On one of the nights, a group of drunken idiots standing 25 feet from me began to yell and heckle me while I employed my risky marketing campaign.  One drunk chick from the pack of geniuses then got in my face and slurred, "Did you lose a bet or somethin'?!" while she grabbed my hockey stick sign.  While this happened, an uncultured moron (email me for a more cutting and accurate description of this fellow) grabbed the War Doll off my chest and started to run away.

I became sad and scared as I saw the War Doll exit my life at an alarming pace.  I felt helpless.

All the sudden, these old, gnarly street vendors that sell hats, programs and sausages saw what was happening, rushed out from their stations, started to go after the chucklehead and began screaming at the guy, "GIVE HIM HIS DOLL BACK!!!"  The dude froze in terror, mumbled something in line with his limited intelligence and returned the sacred War Doll to me.  It was one of the funniest things to hear those vendors scream "Give him his doll back!!" in a serious, angry tone.  I went up to them and in character, thanked them.  I was amazed how much those vendor dudes stick together and watch out for each other and for one night...me.

Click HERE to see pictures from the front lines.

New Video

You've probably heard of and used Body Language but have you truly harnessed its true glory? Open a bottle of chardonnay, rest your figure and let Barry Tattle lead you through his museum of Body Language.

Journal of My Trip to Scotland and Ireland

I recently went to Scotland and Ireland and kept a dynamite journal of my experiences.  The Scotland leg of the trip was during the Edinburgh Fringe Festival.  Here it is:

Part I

Part II

Part III

Part IV

Part V

Part VI

New Videos

Barry Tattle recently developed a house party of epic proportions and all the other chuckleheads were invited. Check out Barry as he cruises Boston in some superhero wheels and finally touches down in his luxurious flat to host a crybaby-soothing, hushpuppy-making event.  Thanks to Joe Madaus for filming and editing.  Enjoy.

Barry Tattle's House Party

If you like Wham!, here's another surprise that may floor you.  This is what happens when Robby Roadsteamer and I get together.

Wham! Rap Video

Last Comic Standing Recap

If you missed Danny Morsel and the War Doll on Last Comic Standing, check it out here.

If you want to giggle, read the little blurbs on what people thought about Danny Morsel and the War Doll.  Click on the links and hit "Control F" once the page is up.  Search for Morsel.  

Television Without Pity

Reality News Online

Buddy TV

Wuzzadem

And perhaps the best one of all...  

Fans of Reality TV

And the follow up...

Fans of Reality TV II

Tasty Video

Boston.tv is a new video website that covers life and other stuff as it happens in Boston. One of their correspondents, Joe Madaus, did a little piece on my act which can be viewed here.